Melody itni chocolaty kyun hai?

So a close friend of mine friend asked me one of the most irritating and idiotic questions that goes around in India:

“Melody itni chocolaty kyun hai?” (Why is melody so chocolaty?)

 

For those who are new to the line, this was the line which was used in an ad for melody toffees.

 

So below are my ever idiotic answers to this “amazing” and “profound” question!

 

Q. Melody itni chocolaty kyun hai?

 

1. Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi

(Because mother in law was a daughter in law at one point of time)

 

2. Kyunki har ghar kuch kehta hai

(Because every home says something)

 

3. Kyunki itna pyaar tumse, karte hain hum… (and you can sing the rest of the song till someone kills you!)

(Because I love you as much as….)

 

4. Kyunki kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayaal aata hai, ki tujhe koi bhaalu kyun nahi khaata hai

(Because sometimes I think, why does’nt a bear devour you?)

 

The original answer? “Melody khaao, khud jaan jaao!” (Eat melody and find it yourself!)

 

Got any more irritating, frustating, idiotic and no-sense-no-brainer lines to add? Feel free to comment.

I APOLOGISE FOR WASTING YOUR TIME ON THIS POST, BUT I HAD TO KEEP A PROMISE! 

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